The Fishing Colony of Lux Conos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fishboy Conos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.147 billion Conosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brithyll. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lux Conosian economy, worth 438 trillion Trout a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,279 Trout, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Lux Conos's beaches, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Conos's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No gods Only trout.

Lux Conos is ranked 5,500^th in the world and 5^th in The Wellspring for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.